Get Your Scrooge On. Profit from this Government Shutdown.
In the world of political gambling, there has been beaucoup conversation this weekend over whether…
Year: 2018
Trump Needs a New Attorney General. You Need Christmas Money. Meet Bill Barr.
One of our podcast guests, Pratik Chougule, alerted me to a monster alpha opportunity out…
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (For a Government Shutdown)
To all of you who rely on this blog for information, I apologize. First of…
Joe Biden: In or Out for 2020?
A lot of you animals have been hounding me for my post, “20 Democrats for…
ALPHA ALERT: Gov. Rick Scott (R-FL) Wants Everyone Who Can Read to Get Rich
I have been getting beat up on PI lately, so naturally, I was extremely happy…
Introducing the Kamala Harris 2020 Bullshit Baselineâ„¢, a Proprietary Tool to Measure White House Intentions
You might have noticed that I’ve been a little quiet lately. That’s because I have…
UPDATE: Will Trump Testify? “YES” Lives to Fight Another Day
Yesterday, Trump’s former lawyer, Michael Cohen, plead guilty to perjury charges in the Mueller-Russia probe….
20 Democrats for 2020: How to Make a Profit Betting on Who’s In and Who’s Out
Unless you are a dummy, then you know what season it is. No, I’m not…
Podcast: The Trump-Mueller Gold Rush With Zoltar-the-All-Knowing
According to scientists, if you want to conquer your fears, you have to face them….
UPDATE: Sell Your Car, Sell Your Kids, Trump Is Giving Sworn Testimony
Our legal research department (Zoltar, my stalker) has sent me some amazing evidence that shows…
Zoltar’s Reaper Picks Return: Trump WILL Testify to Mueller Under Oath
You might remember my stalker, Zoltar-the-All-Knowing, a savage lawyer in Florida whose PredictIt picks payout…
Today: The Golden Age of GOP Leadership Elections, Season Finale
I will come out and say that we have been spoiled rotten over the last…
Wilbur Ross is a Goner
Everyone is super heated-up about Jeff Sessions getting canned by President Trump on Wednesday. Talk…
SETTLED BETS: Time Travel and Diversity Were Last Night’s Deciders
I don’t know about you animals, but when I woke up this morning after watching…
THIS IS IT: Last Second Trades, a Horror Show of an Election, a Nervous Wreck of a Blogger
You have no doubt spent the last 24-hours reading very humble takes from the world’s…
Longshots for Hotshots: A Sleeper Pick for a Massive Upset in Michigan
I am a big believer in giving the people what they want. For the last…
Podcast: Election 2018, End of Days
This week, I’m with Pratik Chougule, former George W. Bush White House staffer, and former…
Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) is My Piggy Bank, Sweat Towel, and Halloween Treat
Today, I was walking around in LA and someone said, “great costume” because my face…
ALPHA ALERT! Sign-Up for PredictIt and Get $20 Free.
Animals, PredictIt is running a bangarang promo for those of you who are first-time political…
“Fancy the San Francisco Mouse Crushes the 2018 Election,” A True Story About the Next Speaker of the House.
Listen up, you animals. The details of this election are still an absolute mess. I,…