SSG FAMILY FEUD: Will Cohen Testify to Congress Before March?

I have tried as hard as possible not to bring my personal life to the office. I have made it a guiding principle of Star Spangled Gamblers not to let you peep behind the curtain. But today I have some terrible news: our family is absolutely torn apart over Trump Attorney Michael Cohen’s testimony date, which is dominating betting action on PredictIt right now. The SSG household looks a lot like this:

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Truly, this is a Shakespearean tragedy. Not just for Michael Cohen, who is going to federal prison for being Donald Trump’s very own Saul Goodman–

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But for me, the Keendawg, father figure and founder of the SSG family.

Imagine my delight when I got this email from friend-of-the-blog, Old850, who apparently neglected his family for an entire weekend to pitch me his take on how the Cohen testify market is going to resolve.

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First of all, I am 100 percent supportive of anything that was created by Carlo Rossi jug wine, since I am pretty sure that 55 percent of babies conceived by people in their 20s are also created by it. But my joy was fleeting. That is because I knew that my best friend in the whole world, Zoltar-the-All-Knowing, had been building up a position in this market too. But when I pitched him Old850’s take, he responded with this gut wrenching message.

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Ruh-roh, looks like we are a house divided. So today you’re getting three takes. In our family, everyone gets their turn.

The Case for YES — by Zoltar the All Knowing

The Case for NO — by Old850

The Case for Staying Out of this Absolute Cash Trap of a Market — by Keendawg

What can I saw, we report, you decide.

KEENDAWG.

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