End of Debates: We’ve Got Thoughts and We’re Still Hustling
Friends, Monsters, and Animals: The first round of Democratic debates is over. The Fake News…
Month: June 2019
5 Percent? No Chance. Also, Biden.
My last blog was a bunch of wonky stuff to tell you that I wasn’t…
I Made a Movie and a Spreadsheet to Find Out if Any Dems Will Hit 5 Percent After the Debate
As you know, it is Debate SZN. I will 100 percent admit that I have…
POST-DEBATE: Gimme Those YANGBUCKS!!!!
It is pretty obvious that there is a massive amount of YangBucks floating around on…
To Be Honest, I Hate All the Dem Debate Markets
I am going to let you into my head for a minute so try not…
Dem Debate = TOP GUN… But Don’t Engage Yet
I am just overwhelmed with guilt right now. That is because a lot of you…
ZOLTAR’S ATM: The Census Citizenship Question
Before we begin, let us take a brief moment for contemplation so that we can…
MASTER CHEF, DEM DEBATE II: My Menu for Political Gambling Wins
Yesterday I gave you some very boring but important instructions on how to cook a…
MASTER CHEF, DEM DEBATE I: Know Your Customers & Ingredients
I don’t know about you, but sometimes it gets hot AF in the political gambling…
One Week from Today: Coachella at the Dem Debate
Who’s ready? I am already icing down some beers and prepping Barack Obama’s sweet potato…
MORTAL KOMBAT: 2020 Democratic Debate
Animals, the other day I was spreading the Gospel of SSG on Twitter when I…
Dem Primary Check-In: This Race is About Lions Mating, Not Horses Racing
There are a lot of boneheads in the Fake News Media who are constantly talking…
Equal Justice Under the Law is Fake News, But Alpha is Not.
As you know, I have been raging all week with my May political gambling winnings,…
Today I am Grateful for SSG Readers and Their Savage Picks
After absolutely nuking May’s political gambling opportunities, I’ve been feeling like my bag of tricks…
Mexican Trade and Tariffs are Giving Congress the Runs
I am not a big fan of learning. However, today while I was grinding up…
May Report Card & Poll Wars IV
I have been in a state of panic ever since getting creamed by Beto O’Rourke…
Okay, You Brits Have a Good Point About Theresa May
I have been absolutely pounding out content for Brit Week. This has led to a…
I Recommend Learning How to Count Before Betting on UK PM Theresa May
Some people think that British Prime Minister Theresa May is boring. I personally think that…
People Are Betting on Boris Johnson to Win Prime Minister Because He is the Nick Saban of Westminster
In case you didn’t know, I have been drinking lots of tea, smoking Parliaments, and…
Let’s Get Caught Up on Brexit, Lads
I have been getting all caught-up on the Brexit power struggle inside the United Kingdom…