I Would Like to Clear-Up Some Rumors
Lately, those of you who are degenerate gamblers have been circulating a conspiracy theory that Zoltar and I are the same person.
I would like to put that to rest. Here is a picture of me:
Here is a picture of Zoltar:
Here is another picture of me:
Here is another picture of Zoltar:
We are not the same person. Let’s move on.
PS — if you have a take you want to publish, DM me.
2 thoughts on “I Would Like to Clear-Up Some Rumors”
I found your UPenn swim team photo. You were a pretty good swimmer!
Keep that a secret, brah!!! Unless that photo is of Ryan Lochte.