I Would Like to Clear-Up Some Rumors

Lately, those of you who are degenerate gamblers have been circulating a conspiracy theory that Zoltar and I are the same person.

I would like to put that to rest. Here is a picture of me:

Here is a picture of Zoltar:

Here is another picture of me:

Here is another picture of Zoltar:

We are not the same person. Let’s move on.

KEENDAWG.

PS — if you have a take you want to publish, DM me.

Keendawg

Founder. Surfer. Gambler.

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