Some of you have probably been wondering whether or not I am dead due to the fact that I haven’t posted anything in a week. Let me be clear: I am not dead. I am just in Toon Town aka Washington, D.C., which is a city that is hotter than a cremation and more boring than death. This is because no one cranks Modelos and/or plays beach volleyball here, like the boys do in LA. If I were George Washington or Abraham Lincoln, I would have just said that it was a mistake to invent America and then moved back to England with my hunting dogs. I honestly think it was an inside job when they let the British burn down the White House because James Madison was just hot AF here and tired of hanging out with a bunch of Harvard jerks wearing chinos.
Anyway, part of the reason why I am in Toon Town aka Washington, D.C. is to collect information that will help me fill your bags with gold for the upcoming session of Congress and the 2020 election. So cut me some slack and I will be absolutely flooding you with winners soon. I promise I did not mean to ghost you and will you pay you back with all the gold I have been mining in these hills.
And for those of you who are curious (I personally do not like learning), here are some photos I got while in Toon Town.
OUTSIDE OF THE AIRPORT:
IN THE SENATE CLOAKROOM:
AT A JOE BIDEN FUNDRAISER:
AT A HOUSE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS MEETING:
MEETING SOME SSG FANS:
See you soon.