I have tried extremely hard to keep my personal life separate from this blog, which 9 out of 10 Americans agree is the #1 site on the Internet. However, today I am launching The Hustle, which is our ASAP, hurry-up offense podcast. I (and whoever has the stones to join me), will cover all the news in 8 minutes or less from the perspective of psychos like you and me who have money riding on the results of elections, bills, and court cases.
I personally think that future generations of school children will be required to memorize the day that we launched The Hustle — October 7, 2019 — along with July 4, 1776; December 7, 1941; and whatever day Bruce Jenner became Caitlin, as one of the foundational days of America. I also fully expect Bob Dylan to write a folk song about me. But I never could have changed the world without a great idol to inspire me. That man is Rick Ross, the #1 hustler in the USA.
He and I have the same philosophy about life:
And we also agree on the importance of team work, which is the first principle of Star Spangled Gamblers:
Anyway, I know that I will always be the #2 hustler in this solar system as long as Rick Ro$$ is still alive, but I am still proud AF to be launching this podcast. Here is the first episode. Subscribe to it and share it with your friends. Also Tweet at me with whatever questions you want answers to and how we can make it better.