If you follow me on Twitter (get off your butt and click “follow” if you don’t) then you know that I have been putting together an end-of-the-year awards show for excellence in political gambling.
That said I need to remind you that I from LA. As some of you already know, SoCal is the #1 place in the world for The Boys to slam Modelos, work on our tans, and just crank alpha by banging out more winners on PredictIt than Warren Beaty banged out on the set of Bonnie and Clyde. However I recently noticed that it is already December 31 and there is still a lot of work to do on The First Annual Golden Modelos. And as a proud Los Angeleno I also realize that my heritage has another tradition to be mindful of, which is giving out end of year awards (The Oscars) in the new year (February).
I have been thinking long and hard about this and have decided that Hollywood isn’t all dummies. I can learn a lot from perennial Oscar favorites like Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanski, and Woody Allen. They know better than anyone that sometimes it is better to host an awards show in the new year and not to cram it in between the holidays. So that is what I am going to do. For those of you who already started pre-gaming for the Golden Modelos, then I am sorry and promise I will slam one for you ASAP. If you will not accept my apology then you can join my Patreon group and make a donation equal to my real job’s salary and I will gladly smash up some addies, call in sick, and get this done by the time the ball drops.Â Â
But as always, I am a psycho who is only going to deliver the best product possible. So look for this award ceremony in January.
OH, BY THE WAY–
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ANIMALS.