GUEST POST: Joe Biden Still a Little Too Sleepy to be a WH Lock
SSG OG and podcast collaborator Pratik Chougule sent me the following banger about his outlook…
Month: March 2020
Spittin’ Takes With the Old Bulls, Ep2
Animals, I was delighted to join PI jocks Jason Pipkin and Derek Phillips, as well…
PODCAST: COVID-19 is Messing with Election ’20
One thing I have been noticing is that people are starting to get seriously messed-up…
COME AT ME, BRO. I’M ALL JACKED-UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW.
Animals, I recently noticed that the amount of hate mail that I have been receiving…
Senate Emergency Legislation Emergency
Animals, If you are following the Senate coronavirus stimulus then you are aware of this…
EMERGENCY INVESTORS CALL: We’ve Got a Market on When the Senate Will Pass a Stimulus Bill
Gonna keep this short and sweet. There is finally a PredictIt market on when the…
PODCAST: Coronavirus Panic
If there is one thing that I have learned so far from the coronavirus it…
An Honest Conversation About Coronavirus
Political Animals, From the beginning, the purpose of Star Spangled Gamblers was to use the ridiculousness of…
Threadster: The End of the World as We Know It, and I Feel Fine
Women for Veep, men in skirts, and quack cures for that virus everyone is talking about.
Will Coronavirus Flip the Senate?
One of my favorite things in the world is when you animals send me your…
ZOLTAR: Biden Ain’t Sayin’ Sh*t Tonight, Bernie Wins Speaking Time
Tonight Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders will debate each other and I, Zoltar, am going…
NEWSLETTER: SSG is on Corona
The following is adapted from our weekly newsletter. To get early access to bonus content, sign-up…
Missouri Compromised
Animals, the Dem Primary is basically over and I am not satisfied with my record…
Some More Free Money from Bernie Sanders
There is just a fantastic money grab going on right now in Michigan. A fringe…
Where the Cash At? It’s Win or Go Home for Bernie.
Alright boys, it is win or go home for Bernie Sanders tonight in Michigan. Total…
Steve Bullock: A High School Student Boned All of You
Five days ago I got the following email, which I ignored because I was in…
Everything Must Go: Kamala Harris for VP
As I said in my last post, I am trying to hook you monsters up…
Everything Must Go: Democrats Abroad
Now that it is basically guaranteed that Joe Biden will be the Democratic Nominee there…
Threadster: The Empire Talks Smack
Super Tuesday in sex metaphors, everyone quits and endorses Joe, mean people speculate about the effect of coronavirus on the Supreme Court.
PODCAST: Super Tuesday. Now What?
Animals, I am 100 percent warped on benzos and am limping around the Nation’s Capital…