COME AT ME, BRO. I’M ALL JACKED-UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW.

Animals,

I recently noticed that the amount of hate mail that I have been receiving has grown faster than Chuck Schumer’s daily Rogaine dose. I tweeted the below in response:

Usually I take hate mail as a great sign that Star Spangled Gamblers is in fact genius. This is due to the fact that no one has time to hate things that are boring. But over the course of the past 24 hours, my honor as a human being has been challenged repeatedly, as has my supernatural talent for picking winners whenever gambling opportunities shift to Capitol Hill.

IT ALL STARTED ON MONDAY

When I made a declaration that the Senate coronavirus package was a lock to pass by the end of Tuesday. To be honest, I went further and said that I thought it would be done Monday night. But the exact wording I used was:

FREE MONEY:

Bet NO on passage later than March 27 (Friday) ~ 92 cents

Bet YES on Today and Tomorrow ~ 82 cents

ALPHA AF MONEY

Bet YES on March 24, today ~ 30 cents.

I am taking a modified Alpha AF strategy.

The chain of events that followed basically proved the quote from Arthur Schopenhauer, who is one of the only people in German history to get famous for something other than war or soccer. Schopenhauer said that, “All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as self-evident.” Check it out:

WHEN THE SENATE BILL FAILED ON MONDAY NIGHT, I WAS RIDICULED:

>>> I am doing great bro. I just turned 47 cents into $1 a few hundred times today.

>>> Also it is spelled “KeenDAWG,” not sure if you read good.

THEN THIS RANDOM BRO BEGAN TO VIOLENTLY OPPOSE ME:

>>> Does this guy not know a legislative market is a home game for me? Go back to counting tweets. The Keendawg is your master. I could have been a powerful ally, now we are basically at war.

ONE CLOWN’S SLANDER LED TO ANOTHER’S

>>>> Probably a Bernie Bro. They’re the only people who think that winners with money are idiots.

>>> Speaking of which, AlBets, I’m going to go roll up some of your cash and blow a few lines of corn starch now. Good thing for both of us that it is impossible to buy anything I would actually want to put up my nose during this quarantine.

IT CONTINUED:

>>> Dawg, do you realize I give out all my best tips? I would make way more money if I spent the time trading that I do writing this blog. Seriously.

AT ONE POINT, EVEN MY FRIENDS PRONOUNCED TUESDAY NIGHT PASSAGE OF THE CARES ACT DEAD:

However, my best friend on earth stood by my side:

But did I ever flinch from my prediction that the Senate stimulus bill would get done by Tuesday?

No. From the very beginning, I warned everyone that the Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Ben Sasse filibuster threat was not to be taken seriously.

I wrote this post.

And I spammed the PredictIt message boards all day long. Here are a few samples:

BY THE WAY, REMEMBER STEP 3? WHEN TRUTH IS ACCEPTED AS SELF-EVIDENT:

So the answer is — all the haters out there — they are the pumpers and cheats.

There is only one place where you can come every single day and hear it straight. Whether you want a take on the news that is free from woke clickbait and MAGA porn, or actual bets without bias or pumping– you have found the only place on earth that produces that content day after-day.

Ignore the haters. They are clowns. SSG is for champions.

KEENDAWG.

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