DNC: Promises Made, Promises Kept

Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are people reading this blog who actually have lives and do not get their jollies by watching vintage CSPAN content while ripping addies. I personally like to watch Sen. Robert Byrd dunk on Michael Vick at least once a week.

But for those of you who do not have the opportunity to consume every morsel of content on SSG, I would like to post this reminder that I am an absolute genius. There is at least a 99 percent chance that if I had been born 100 years ago, I would have discovered the atom bomb and gravity too. It is honestly shocking to me that NASA has not asked me to be an astronaut. The latest proof is this call that I made on Old Bull TV — that we need to get ready for the Democratic National Convention to be delayed, and explore methods to profit off of that decision.

The clip is below:

BOOM. Promises made, promises kept:

KEENDAWG.

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