EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Pratik Speaks About His Role in Ending Tweets. Do You Believe Him?

“I will say that while we are on the topic of cucks, PredictIt’s complete and total lack of any communication as to why they did this [cancel tweets] is pretty bad… Part of the reason why people are so upset is that this is a relatively common occurrence where they don’t communicate with their core user base. So I’d say they’re behaving like cucks right now.” -Pratik, 6/2/2020

DID HE DO IT???

As many of you know, PredictIt has unceremoniously ended their Donald Trump tweet markets, which are by far the most popular betting opportunities on the website. I personally am either too smart or too dumb to play them, so I DGAF. But the juicy part is that SSG contributor Pratik Chougule has come under fire for potentially instigating PredictIt’s abrupt cancelation (lol). It all began with this:

Pratik was referring to a few mentions he’s made about the legal issues surrounding tweet predictions:

Which he discussed at length here:

This led to… THE CRISIS

Today, the Boys discovered Pratik’s long history of legally criticizing tweet markets and are absolutely mauling him online. They are accusing him of being both a “narc” and a “cuck” and I personally think that it is very important to get to the bottom of both of these accusations. So I am turning over my platform to Pratik to give an emergency press conference about his role in ending these markets (lol).

By the way, THIS POST IS A JOKE. Don’t you dare come at my ride-or-die!!

Some highlights of Pratik’s statement include:

Q: DID PRATIK NARC OUT TWEET MARKETS TO THE FEDS?

When asked if he narced on PredictIt to the CFTC, Pratik answered, “I haven’t narced anyone, as far as I know” and that, “I have never spoken to anyone at the CFTC.”

But Pratik fell short of a full denial saying that, “I think in the longterm people are going to come back one day when PredictIt is legal and growing and there is way more liquidity and more money on the site — and more dumb traders — people will come to me and thank me.”

Very interesting, Pratik!!

Q: IS PRATIK A CUCK?

Again, PJ was very wobbly with his answers. When asked directly if he was a cuck, Pratik responded that:

“I will say that while we are on the topic of cucks, PredictIt’s complete and total lack of any communication as to why they did this is pretty bad… Part of the reason why people are so upset is that this is a relatively common occurrence where they don’t communicate with their core userbase. So I’d say they’re behaving like cucks right now.”

However, when prompted again, Pratik changed his story. He said that, “The biggest cuck here is the CFTC and Congress.”

Sounds suspicious.

Listen to the full press conference here:

EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE – DID PRATIK KILL TWEETS?

RIP twets. It was fun while it lasted.

KEENDAWG.

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