Honestly, every presidential debate should be a national holiday. Earlier today, I gave you some savage picks for MyBookie’s debate prop bets, but now I am going to really light your election Christmas tree with a holiday miracle. That’s because the Gambling Gods read our prayers here:
And they answered:
IT’S A GAMBLING MIRACLE!
Boys, it is time to believe in the power of SSG. We truly are the Gambling God’s chosen people.
Now, I have never wagered on Polymarket before. But I’ve been crowing for a while about needing a little more market diversity from PredictIt, which basically only offering bets that are as monotone as the staff at Vineyard Vines. So it might be time to give this blockchain stuff a try. Here’s the bet:
I have no idea WTF any of this means, other than YES is trading at 58% odds. And to me, that is an absolute steal. Trump has been talking about Biden using drugs in official White House press conferences all week:
So in what version of tonight’s events will Donald Trump not answer one of Joe Biden’s jabs with, “Joe, will you commit to taking a drug test?”
I mean, Biden and the moderators are guaranteed to ask Trump about the New York Times story re: his tax returns. At some point, that conversation will veer to, “Mr. President, why don’t you just release your tax returns to the public since the Fake News New York Times will eventually release them anyway?”
And if I am Donald Trump, I am 100 percent answering that questions with one of two things:
- I will release them as soon as Joe Biden releases the results of a drug test.
- I will release them as soon as Hunter Biden releases his emails with Ukraine.
Really, I think that both of these jabs are near 70 percent in probability, with or without this prompt. And the most classic Donald Trump thing in the world is to dodge a serious question with a vaguely related clown of an answer. So at 58 cents, betting that Trump hits his Biden for a dependence on drugs is an easy YES bet for me. Now would someone just tell me how to get some Bitcoin to fire this up?