Greetings PI family.
Many of you have asked how to bet against me in The Zoltar Weight Loss Challenge, where I will be losing 75 pounds in the next 6 months and taking the money of all the haters out there.
For those of you who have questions about what this Olympian contest is, I have recorded this video and included the rules and procedures below.
HOW TO BET:
Step 1: Allow your balls to drop.
Step 3: Wait eagerly while I smash diet bills, laxatives, and go full tilt boogie on trying to lose 75 pounds in 6 months.
Initial weigh-in: 370.2 pounds
Weigh-in Date: March 8, 2021
Final weight for Zoltar to hit: 295.2 lbs
Final Date to Satisfy Market: September 8, 2021
I will provide monthly weigh-ins to track my progress.