It is December 10. And the best part about it being December 10 is that we are now watching the season finale for 2021’s year in politics.
All of 2021’s big storylines are wrapping up and the new ones for 2022 are just beginning.
Basically, we have entered the climactic scene of the film where Mitch McConnell, handcuffed in the DNC precinct, finally explains why he killed Build Back Better and would do it again if he could. It is also the scene where we find out that our fallen hero, Chuck Schumer, was abused as a child and raised by a clan of wolves, which is why he is happy to be Cocaine Mitch’s bondage slave and to just get dragged around the senate with a ball gag in his mouth constantly.
Obviously, this is a joke. But it’s sort of how things work in Washington these days.
So on this podcast, we’re going to dose you with some things YOU NEED TO KNOW and some things you didn’t know that you need to know. These are BIG STORIES, SMALL STORIES, and MEDIUM-SIZED ONES too.
BIG STORIES ENDING (Pratik & Keen):
- Debt ceiling
- Build Back Better (RIP)
MEDIUM SIZED STORIES BEGINNING (Pratik)
- Lauren Boebert still making a mess of things with Ilhan Omar
- Secretary of Labor Marty Walsh possibly running for governor in Massachusetts
SMALL STORIES WITH MASSIVE MONEY MAKING POTENTIAL (Zubby & Brett)
- Rahm Emanuel & Nick Burns awaiting senate confirmation for ambassadorships
- Judges getting put on the bench
- Kamala Harris casting tiebreakers in the Senate
You need to know what we know.
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