There are well-adjusted people and then there are the ones whose idea of fun is to stay up all night ripping alligator tails of cocaine with former reality TV stars.
I personally am not into reality TV, but as someone who worked in the U.S. House of Representatives, I 100% understand an unhealthy obsession with irrelevant people.
Honestly, getting a Wikipedia boner over who will replace Rep. Devin Nunes as the ranking Republican on the Ways & Means Committee is pretty bad, but some of you have developed an obsession with C- and D-list politicians that honestly makes me concerned for your mental health.
I am of course talking about you A-list degens who are betting on:
- US Ambassador appointments
- Judge confirmations
- Kamala Harris’s tie-breaker votes
That said, betting on these officials is like betting on the WNBA or Russian dodgeball matches: the lines are highly inefficient (because… I DGAF?) and if you’re smart, they’re easy places to make money fast.
You might not care about these lesser government officials. But like the C-list stars of Big Brother, Below Deck, or Southern Charm, these fake political celebrities are also industry-leading moneymakers.
So we’re very happy to feature Brett Cannon and ZubbyBadger on this edition of SSG to share their secrets to basically becoming political gambling bank robbers by hacking the opaque markets that normal people don’t give a thought to.
And TBH, “secrets” isn’t some scammy marketing term here. A lot of information about these appointments is hard to come-by unless you are planning to spend the weekend jamming some bro-caine up your nose and binge watching the entire back catalog of CSPAN 3.
So sit up straight and listen — these markets are the biggest moneymakers on PredictIt right now. BUT…
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