The Golden Modelos Are Back
Animals,
We lost many of our cherished American traditions during the pandemic. Most of you had to learn what a year of life without family Scrabble games, making out with strangers, and going to the movies while high would be like. But all of you had to learn to live without the Golden Modelos, political gambling’s premier awards show.
We didn’t like it either, so they’re back. But we need YOUR HELP with the nominations. Please submit them to us by Tuesday for consideration.
Here are the categories:
THE GOLDEN MODELOS – BEST OF 2021
BEST MARKET
BEST TRADE
TRADER OF THE YEAR
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
RULES CUCK OF THE YEAR
BEST DAY OF TRADING
BEST SH*T TALKER
BIGGEST LOSS
WORST PUMP
LIFETIME SERVICE TO POLITICAL GAMBLING
To submit your numbers, Tweet the award name & your nomination, and tag @SSGamblers.
Don’t be scared, just do it!
KEENDAWG.
