2022 Primaries Award Season
Animals,
There has been a lot to troll Democrats for over the past year (are men and women different or not?) but if we are being totally honest, this summer’s primaries were dominated by unhinged Republicans seeking office.
MAGA vs. Establishment was the story, and we won’t know its conclusion until after November’s general election.
So while we’re catching our breath, let’s hand out some awards. We like to make fun here but it’s important to remember: there is a fine line between crazy and authentic. And that’s what we’re parsing as hand out awards for:
🏆 Most likely exceed expectations
🏆 Most likely to disappoint
🏆 Most hilarious MAGA grifter
THE 2022 SENATE PRIMARY SZN AWARDS
This year’s nominees:
- Blake Masters (R-AZ)
- Dr. Oz (R-PA)
- JD Vance (R-OH)
- Ron Johnson (R-WI)
- Mandela Barnes (D-WI)
- John Fetterman (D-PA)
- Tim Ryan (D-OH)
Is your favorite candidate a dead man walking? Is the bonehead you’re betting against actually about to heat up and win against the odds?
Be careful and get excited.nWatch the awards to find out.
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KEENDAWG.
