Podcast: Election 2018, End of Days
This week, I’m with Pratik Chougule, former George W. Bush White House staffer, and former…
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Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) is My Piggy Bank, Sweat Towel, and Halloween Treat
Today, I was walking around in LA and someone said, “great costume” because my face…
ALPHA ALERT! Sign-Up for PredictIt and Get $20 Free.
Animals, PredictIt is running a bangarang promo for those of you who are first-time political…
“Fancy the San Francisco Mouse Crushes the 2018 Election,” A True Story About the Next Speaker of the House.
Listen up, you animals. The details of this election are still an absolute mess. I,…
Podcast: Interview with Tom Johnson of The People’s House Project
Today, I’m interviewing Tom Johnson, Communications Director for The People’s House Project, which is a…
Three Ways to Make Money Off of This Election
Ever since I started writing this blog, I’ve needed a club to keep all the…
A Few Race’s We’re Betting But Haven’t Had the Time To Tell You About
Hey, you animals. Things are moving fast these days. We’ve bought positions in the following…
Only Bet on Sen. Joe Donnelly’s (D-IN) Race If You’re Stupid, a Genius, or a Degenerate
I have been doing everything possible to decide whether Senator Joe Donnelly (D-IN) is going…
This GOP Cornstalk Is About to Get Husked
Politicians love to salute the flag and say stuff like “Never Forget,” but they are…
I Don’t Trust Marsha Blackburn in the Senate, But I Do Trust Her With My Money.
If this post was printed in actual ink, I would not bother writing it, because…
The House GOP Election Is Going to Be a Perfect Hollywood Slasher
Hollywood is full of morons, because no one has bought the rights to turn the…
Beto O’Rourke Is the Tim Tebow of Politics and Is Going to Get Crushed
A lot of people think that Ted Cruz is the biggest troll in politics. That…
New Podcast Episode: Heartland Havoc
This week’s podcast is “Heartland Havoc,” featuring an interview with The National Interest‘s foreign affairs correspondent,…
Screw It, I’m All In: Rep. Martha McSally Is Going to Win Arizona in a Screamer
I have literally been sitting in a bathtub full of corn starch for the last…
Rep. Mimi Walters (R-CA) is Going-Going, Back-Back, to Cali-Cali
Not to be the bearer of bad news or anything, but the Democrats are about…
Rep. Pete Sessions is an ATM for the House GOP and His Election is an ATM for Your Wallet
As promised, Keendawg here with some picks for the 2018 midterms. As a note, my…
Settled Bets: Answers to Questions Brett Kavanaugh Has Us Asking
We (and you) have been talking a lot about Brett Kavanaugh for the past few…
ALPHA ALERT: Heidi Heitkamp (D-ND) Thinks She’s Losing
For those of you who have your eyeballs glued to things other than Twitter, vulnerable…
ALPHA ALERT!!! The Senate Map Is About to EXPLODE.
Okay, so it’s time to think big. We’re headed to the final act of the…