John Fetterman’s Health Cover-Up 
Is DeSantis Definitely Running for President? 
Which Primary Will Lead the Democrats? + Turkish Elections, Republican VP Running Mates, and the Failure of Prediction Markets in the 2022 Midterms 
When Will Biden Announce His Re-Election Bid? 
Did Kalshi Kill PredictIt and Polymarket? + Harvard Affirmative Action Case 
Is Trump Running Out of MAGA Magic?
Animals, It’s the Friday after a few key primaries in the South. And while everyone…
Bush Scion Gets Piped by AG Under Criminal Indictment. Yikes.
Animals, I personally am a serious adrenaline junky. Sometimes I am chasing waves in SoCal….
Can Frothing-at-the-Mouth Mo Brooks Pull Off An Upset in Alabama?
Animals, Today is the Alabama GOP Primary. Ordinarily, that would mean that we will know…
Are Progressive Women Turning Texas Blue?
In recent elections, Republican strongholds in Texas have toppled at an astonishing rate. And this…
How to Spot a Fake Candidate (Like Kathy Barnette)
Animals, We are half-way through primary season and one thing is clear: fake candidates grifting…
What Is Kathy Barnette Hiding?
Animals, Let’s be honest, all of us have developed an obsession with KATHY BARNETTE, the…
3 Primaries to Cash-in on Bernie Bros & Conspiracy Theories
Animals, At this point we are getting into the thicc of primary season. I personally…
Kathy Barnette: Pennsylvania Frontrunner or Fake News?
Animals, On Tuesday, Pennsylvania Republicans will choose their nominee for a race that may decide…
Will Leftists Break Colombia’s Ruling Conservative Cartel?
Animals, There are a few things that make me feel old AF. One of them…
3 Lessons For Your PA & AZ GOP Primary Predictions
Animals, The first big primary of the season is over. Trump-backed favorite JD Vance surprised…
Is Madison Cawthorn Finished?
Animals, As you may know, the U.S. House of Representatives is full of bush league…
Is This the End of Abortion in America?
Animals, No prelude necessary. The Supreme Court looks like it’s going to nuke abortion as…
What Makes America Special
The following is adapted from our weekly newsletter. To get early access to bonus content, sign-up…
Sweden & Finland Are Joining NATO, Deal With It
Animals, Occasionally, we are wrong about things. And one of our bigger misses was betting…
Elon Musk, JD Vance & NATO Are So Hot Right Now
Animals, No pre-amble necessary here. Elon Musk is Twitter’s new owner, JD Vance is on…
Thanks, Joe Biden. Now We’re Worried About a Recession.
Animals, I personally do not think math is a good idea. This is due to…
Who Cares About Trump’s Endorsement?
Animals, One of the most important skills that a political gambling degen has is a…
Marine Le Pen and Sarah Palin Comebacks + Hookers & Blow in the House GOP
Animals, It’s a big week for comebacks. And for all the betas our there, some…
What Makes Top Traders Different & How You Can Be More Like Them
Animals, If you have not already seen it, trader Brian Golden just published a 4500…
In Case You Thought COVID Was Over (It’s Not)
Animals, You may not know this about me but I am a very scientific person….